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Our hostess has a talent for keeping us entertained.
Personally, I've always been fond of Jubjub birds. Sweet, flighty creatures that wouldn't dare harm a soul.
So glad we had a chance encounter with one, of course.
I do hope she keeps us on our toes. The last thing anyone needs is to get comfortable.

[What are social skills that don't involve being completely sarcastic? Who knows.]

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We discussed my hat. Can you get one to work now?

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Yes, it seemed positively cuddly. A shame I was stuck on the mirror side.

You missed out; it was quite the party. Though I hear mirror-side is lovely this time of year.

It was. I'm thinking of going back for my next vacation. And the queen's an absolute delight. Even more charming than Regina, if you can imagine that.

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dude, right? Just wanted to put it in a frickin petting zoo.

[ it's okay, Jefferson, Stiles speaks sarcasm too. ]

It would've made a fantastic pet. I'm so disappointed it's no longer here.

what would you even feed that thing
i'm thinking probably flesh and the tears of its enemies

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I see you're in high spirits, as usual.

[Sarcasm through text. It's how they both operate.]

Of course. I'm only having the time of my life here.

I'm glad someone is.

[You can stop being pissed at her over the kid thing, Jefferson. Hers is gone now, too. You're even.]

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[While this one has a point about it doing no good for them to get comfortable, the rest of his message is frankly an annoyance.

Still, Martha wonders if there's some information to be gathered here.]

Have you encountered one before?

I've encountered many things. It's possible.

[Wait, were you wanting forthcoming answers?]

Pretty sure you'd know if you'd run into a giant bloodthirsty bird before.

[Two can play the sass game.]

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Yes, the next time one comes around we must keep it as a pet. It will boost morale.

[Natasha speaks sarcasm too; her partner back home has truckloads of it.]

I vote we name it Sunshine on account of its pleasant demeanor.

We'll take it on walks and it will let the children ride it. Fun for the entire family.

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I think so. We call them Portkeys where I'm from, and it should be simple enough to make one. Does it have to be a particular kind of hat or anything?

[He's done plenty of technically illegal magic for good causes before, so there's really no reason not to try and make Jefferson one. And really it could be anything, but James imagines he should probably keep it a hat.]

Technically not, but it's better for it to be fashionable. Don't make it something you wouldn't want to wear.

I can show you.

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Got a heads up on any other friendly creatures this place might throw our way? I'm a little rusty on Wonderland's mighty beasts.

None worth mentioning, unless you haven't heard of a Jabberwocky.

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[Sarcasm doesn't quite translate well to text so here's Amy replying like he's absolutely mad.]

Sweet? Are you mad? I came face to face with one and I can guarantee you they are not sweet. Blood-thirsty, more like it.

I have certainly never heard of such acts of violence from it. For some reason it must have decided that it didn't like you. Don't take it personally.

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Couldn't agree more.

[Seriously. He wishes there were more ways to challenge himself here.]

[Unsure if this guy is serious or not. Oh well.]

We could take advantage of the long halls and have our very own running of the bulls.

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Hey, who'd ask for cushions if they could instead chill inside an iron maiden.

Murderous beasts > boring old every day life?

[Ruby's not known for biting sarcasm, but she can appreciate attempts to take all this horror with some humor, black as it may be. And hey, you know what's even more funny? She can be counted among those beasts. Wonderland is an awesome place.]

Right. Who needs bathtubs when we could have brazen bulls, too?

Everything here > way better than anything else ever.

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