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brb. ([personal profile] accelerate) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-06-14 09:43 pm

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[ have you seen a golden streak throughout wonderland? that's barry — the flash — scoping out the place. making sure it's up to snuff and reasonably safe (ha ha, another earth being safe? oh, barry) and searching for (1) the cheshire cat (2) the caterpillar with the hookah and (3) the queen of hearts, he's found himself so disappointed not to find (4) the mad hatter. it's like he's losing this scavenger hunt no one else is playing. ]

[ he makes sure his username is BEARY 🐻 for #reasons no one will ever guess. keeping his tone cheery and upbeat, barry's close to fooling himself that he doesn't feel so empty on the inside and infinitely defeated. ]


Little Barry fell
d
o
w
n
the hole
bumped his head
and idk about my soul tbh jw if I've gone mad here??

Okay, sorry, that wasn't a real question. Siri's not even answering me so I'm guessing it's just not even a good one to ask? What kind of Wonderland doesn't even have Jitters?

Assuming I've gone mad and I'm not going to lose my head, I've decided to come to my wise fish with a specific porpoise. Fish don't go anywhere without one.

I want to know when tea-time is (seriously, guys, I'm really, really, REALLY hungry and I could use some snacks, like high on the sugar, maybe cupcakes with icing, ice-cream in the cone, chocolate ...) and if I'm invited because I kiiiiiiind of waited in the tea-room for like an hour and a half at 6PM — ON THE DOT btw — and no one turned up? Like, come on, I'm a great party guest … even though I'm over a mile high.

What do I have to do to be in the cool kid's club????
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
you have to not ask how to be in the cool kids club
that's an automatic disqualification i don't make the rules sorry champ
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
please tell me you have at least a passing familiarity with the CONCEPT of fight club
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
didn't answer my question but i don't really care so
shoot
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
rules are for tools and tools are for mules
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
i knew that before you even said anything
but no its cause there are no cool kids here
literally none
rosswood: (it's so david lynchian)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
it's in the hundreds
this isn't leading up to a hot joke or anything either
everyone here is a big fat freaking asshole
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
i mean probably
you can always get more though
kitchen gives us what we need usually unles there's a zombie apocalypse happening or something
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well that was before everyone else got here
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
well you've got people who'll sass you
like me
then you've got people who are just shifty motherfuckers but won't let you catch them doing anything wrong
and then you've got your actual straight-up murderers
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
yeah the place is full of hero types
but i mean
seeing as we're fish in a barrel here they tend to fly under the radar
rosswood: (it's so david lynchian)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
give it time
you will be soon enough
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i never said it was a coping thing
just a side effect of being here
place messes with you
rosswood: but my lust for blood is (ghosts aren't real)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-17 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
couple events in maybe
everybody's gotta go a little nuts to stay sane here

also bring some kind of blunt heavy object

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