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entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
aquarium_tipper) wrote in entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay[EW] -- (??)
[Ah yes, Wonderland gives us an unintentional video today as Sollux enters the kitchen. He's got a very serious gaming marathon going on which has led to the inevitable -- A HUNGER THAT NO CLOSET FOOD CAN SATISFY. This kid needs nerd food. He walks over to the oven and looks down at it.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
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i am not some hussie to be tossed from troll to troll.
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don't even kiid about that my meal chute ju2t threated two burn wiith regurgiitated biile.
2o ii wiill be benevolent and be the adult iin thii2 2iituatiion.
poliitely back out of thii2 pi22a22 romcom.
you and kk have my ble22iing2 dawg.
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i didn't say that!
i mean i thought he swung that way once because he's kind of terrible at communicating but
wait did he say something?
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we are not goiing two go all cliiquebea2t go22iip tiime.
ii am not here tryiing two play pa22iive agre22iive match maker for my friiend2 eiither.
...
dude do you want hiim two hypothetiically 2ay 2omethiing??
[wow this got PRIVATE SUDDENLY??]
he's just been
weird since he came back.
more angry, if that's possible.
i wondered if maybe i missed something since, um.
i mean dave said there might be a thing with him and terezi, back home?
so maybe karkat's like silently seething because he can't seethe openly?
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okay not that you heard thii2 from me.
but he diid mentiion briiefly 2omethiing about haviing two watch tg and tz made iit 2ound liike iit wa2 a burden two hiim2elf two do.
iif your miind take2 that two watch two the gutter.
you are fuckiing 2iick eheheheh.
waiit are we 2tiill talkiing about potentiial black affair2??
becau2e that ii2 way tu many po22iibiiliitiie2 now.
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and i meant that dave thought he was maybe human dating terezi or something.
not the black stuff.
i just wondered if
um
if maybe me and him have something back home i don't know about but he does?
so he's all
like
not able to hate me the way he wants?
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doe2 iit 2eem liike he'2 tryiing two black court you??
becau2e hopefully that ii2 what he would do iin2tead of makiing an a22 of hiim2elf.
for example.
by fuckiing awkwardly followiing you and hiidiing behiing 2hiit iin a cloud of loathiing.
iin my very.
expert 2ociial opiiniion.
maybe you and hiim are human datiing and that ii2 the problem.
what ii2 human datiing?
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we just...
like each other and spend time together and, um.
kiss and stuff.
it's really like best friends but we also kiss, actually?
i wouldn't have any clue what black courting is like.
it just seems like karkat's been frustrated with me ever since he got back.
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black romance2 are workiing riivalriie2 2o iit'2 hate.
but iit'2 not cold hate.
dude you're probably dii2appoiintiing hiim not gettiing hii2 competiitiive fiix.
that event probably fucked wiith hiim more two.
you know who know2 more about romance kk doe2.
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like that's rude no matter what species you are.
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you could probably get away wiith that.
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2o what're you gonna do.
iif he ii2 2la2h wa2 your hate romance.
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i don't know how any of it works so.
i guess figure out how the hell it works?
because i don't even know if i can hate like that.
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ii liike the part where you would ju2t go wiith iit.
ii gue22.
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like "hey btw this is the part where we have sex using the wormholes to another dimension in our pants."
i will have to decline at that point for reasons that are obvious to me but maybe not to you because you're the one with the blackhole and all.
i'm not some slut, i just genuinely don't know what it all entails so it's like
well i might be into that, i don't know.
i'd have to talk to dave too...
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who told you.
that we have a wormhole iin our pant2.
actually that ii2.
a 2emii 2peciifiic de2criiptiion we are not goiing two go there.
on a more pre22iing matter way tu fuckiing ca2ually blurt out what you actually thiink about u2.
fiilliing quadrant2 ii2n't hu22iie behaviior bulge2auce.
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or uh.
jump in a bucket?
or whatever the equivalent phrase would be.
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iit really ii2.
but get your fuckiing priioriitiie2 iin order.
ii don't thiink he ii2 2olely out two conquer your 2trange human body.
even iif iit ii2 a paiil quadrant.
ii wouldn't fuckiing know per2onally but that ii2 not the poiint.
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that?
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ii am goiing two blatantly plageriize from your earliier de2criiptiion.
iit'2 really liike riival2 but you al2o kii22.
2o.
you fiigure iit out.
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ye2 2ure.
2ure iif that ii2 what your liittle black 2pade de2iires.
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