thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (And I'll say it again)
The Once-ler ([personal profile] thneedifestdestiny) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2013-07-30 02:49 pm
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So uh. Question.

[The Once-ler coughs into his gloved hand and looks at the camera. He looks like he's trying very, very hard to be calm but is actually freaking out not very far under the surface.]

Anybody else get a whole bunch of their stuff stolen after that chess thing? Because I haven't seen any of my Thneed materials anywhere and it's been days and I'm pretty sure my no-good lousy nerd of a Mirror snatched them all.

...Unless anybody's seen them around? Anybody seen a bunch of fluffy Truffula tufts around? If so, uh. Let me know. Because that is my entire company right there, and I would really.

Really.

Appreciate. It.

Thanks.

[And he hangs up.
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-07-30 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[he hasn't really talked about it, but] Yes, a few things of mine are gone.
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (And there's no one left around!)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-07-31 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[The Once-ler takes this as a sign that he has someone he can complain with.]

Ugh, why do they think that just because some woman in a gaudy red dress said they could come hang out over here that it means they can just help themselves to all our stuff?
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-07-31 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose they think it's theirs anyway, since they are just Mirrors of us.
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (But he will not miss you)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-07-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Bet they wouldn't have liked it if we took their things though.
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-07-31 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
And what if someone did? What can they do about it?
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (Build a town and then secede)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-08-01 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they'd probably find some way to make us miserable over it. Somehow.
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-08-01 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They already do that.
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (It's not the long walk home)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-08-04 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they'd do it worse then!
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-08-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What would be your solution to that?
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (Green is all there is to be)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-08-06 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I...don't have one. Look, can't a guy just complain once in a while? What would your solution be?
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-08-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I've made a list of all the things that went missing, and next time he switches with me I'm going to take them back.
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (You're lost in your head again)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2013-08-12 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...Huh. You know, that's right. Maybe mine still has my Thneeds and my Truffula tufts. If he switches with me again I could steal them all back.

[Thank you for that idea that he's going to steal and not credit you for.]
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[personal profile] jolting 2013-08-12 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly could.
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