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[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

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And a wrinkled bicorn would be even worse.

What's a bicorn?

Me.

What does that mean?

It means I'm the bicorn. And I don't want wrinkles. Duh.

[He'd clarify, but he has the feeling that if he says "I meant what is a bicorn" she'll say "I am".]

I get it now. My mistake.

[He knows her so well by now]

That's okay. Mistakes are how we learn.

Yeah, definitely.

I hope you get something interesting for your show.

Well, I have Santana with me. It's a start.

Yeah. She's definitely interesting.

Isn't she, though?

It's so cool that Wonderland took us both. Even if she's from the future.

[He smiles.] You two are really close, huh?

Well, yeah. I mean, she's sitting right next to me.

Even when she isn't.

...she's sitting next to me, even when she isn't?

Is this one of those psychological question things?

I guess I mean, if one of you went away for awhile, you'd be far apart, but you'd still really care about each other.

[Souji makes a mental note to always be as explicit as possible in the future, when talking to Brittany.]

That just sounds depressing.

Maybe. I think it sounds nice.

How?

If she's far away, then she's not here.

But you'll still have a connection to her. So you won't forget her or lose how you feel about her.

Well. Yeah, there is that.

I still like it better when she's right here.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'm glad for you that you're both here.

Thanks. I'm glad for us, too.

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