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[stoptheviolence]

[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

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[thepointisdolphins]

[The timing could not be worse.] ...You must be joking.

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[eatsyourscience]

...Cheezy news? [Souji doesn't understand.]

[intelligently]

You have a show?

[ She's not sure whether to be impressed or roll her eyes ]

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[radiopalkiller]

[ If Philip didn't think Santana was serious about the kneecap thing... ]

Do we get to make song requests too?

[alwaysnext]

[Wow, who knew chat show hosts also played good cop, bad cop? Well, a good friend would support Brittany with terrible, terrible gossip, and he is fond of his kneecaps.]

Cheezy news? Does that mean stuff like "Guess who I saw kissing under magic mistletoe", or is it stuff like "Guess who I saw dying in an hallucinatory vision in the library"?

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

cheesy news as in like...
small medium at large?
puns and such?
i can come up with so many puns if you give me enough time.

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[thneedifestdestiny]

...Wait. Is this literally a show about cheese?

[The Once-ler: Always asking the important questions.]