[VIDEO]

[stoptheviolence]

[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

Comments

[stoptheviolence]

ne news is fine.

im not picky

[hamburellakind]

[That's. Not really helpful. John's not gonna snap at her anymore, though.]

hmmm. okay.
me and ben made a video the other day.
i'm not sure if i want to post it on the network yet, but, uh. that's news. that is a Thing which Happened.

[stoptheviolence]

wut kind of video? sounds hott

[hamburellakind]

whoooa nope.
nope!
not that kind!
just a goofy youtubey kind of video!
i can show you guys and maybe you can tell me if i should post it for everyone to see?

[stoptheviolence]

ur not dancing in spandex 2 olivia newton-john, r u?

cuz that still sounds kinda hott

[hamburellakind]

who's that?
and uhh i mean i guess it could be considered hot if you squinted.
um.
it's more me being an idiot.
idk if you find idiocy hot.
(maybe you shouldn't because santana is like RIGHT THERE?)

[stoptheviolence]

only smtimes

[Contrary to popular belief, she's not that stupid]

k! lets c it.

[hamburellakind]

[John sends coolguyjohn.vid their way. And. Realizes suddenly that he has officially cut off any chance of Santana touching him in a sexy way regardless of Brittany being around or not.


































The comedy is worth it.]

[stoptheviolence]

[yeah, like it would've ever happened anyway]

Cool.

[hamburellakind]

[There was, like, a .5% chance, okay!!!!]

that was the idea, hehe.