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[stoptheviolence]

[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

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[thepointisdolphins]

[The timing could not be worse.] ...You must be joking.

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[stoptheviolence]

[Is that a challenge?]

Not yet, but I could try telling a joke, if that's what you want to hear.

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[thepointisdolphins]

Cute. Utterly hilarious.

[itsahotone]

[Santana's just gonna give him a lovely smirk, then say to Brittany:]

Ask him about his boyfriend; he loves talking about that.

[thepointisdolphins]

[GET OUT.] I fail to see what about this is actually entertaining.

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[eatsyourscience]

...Cheezy news? [Souji doesn't understand.]

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[stoptheviolence]

Best kind of news there is.

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[eatsyourscience]

What's an example?

[intelligently]

You have a show?

[ She's not sure whether to be impressed or roll her eyes ]

[itsahotone]

[Why hello, Lydia. Santana wiggles her fingers.]

Brittany's show. I'm the moral support.

[...Which is probably a phrase not often said about her.]

[intelligently]

So you... sit there and threaten people?

[stoptheviolence]

I do now.

Want on?

[intelligently]

I don't have any gossip.

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[radiopalkiller]

[ If Philip didn't think Santana was serious about the kneecap thing... ]

Do we get to make song requests too?

however did you know I wanted you to tag????

[itsahotone]

[...She knows that dry sass.]

This isn't a radio station, you know.

But maybe.

[She smiles over to Brittany.]

Clearly, you must be psychic

[stoptheviolence]

[Britt looks like she's seriously considering the possibility for a moment before shrugging.]

Don't see why not. I mean, unless it's, like, some lame song from a million years ago. Then, I reserve the right to use my veto powers.

[alwaysnext]

[Wow, who knew chat show hosts also played good cop, bad cop? Well, a good friend would support Brittany with terrible, terrible gossip, and he is fond of his kneecaps.]

Cheezy news? Does that mean stuff like "Guess who I saw kissing under magic mistletoe", or is it stuff like "Guess who I saw dying in an hallucinatory vision in the library"?

[stoptheviolence]

[HI LUKE HI! /wave]

[/obv "good cop" here]

Yeah, sure, why not?

Though more of the first one, I guess. Talking about dying doesn't really seem like much fun. The whole point of this is to remind us of the good things that happen around here. Not the bad.

[itsahotone]

I vote both.

[Santana will be all too proud to be bad cop.]

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

cheesy news as in like...
small medium at large?
puns and such?
i can come up with so many puns if you give me enough time.

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[stoptheviolence]

take all th time u need

we have th fondue, but i cld alws eat moar

[itsahotone]

[Santana's just gonna.......listen/read/whatever to all the punnery with This Face.]

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[thneedifestdestiny]

...Wait. Is this literally a show about cheese?

[The Once-ler: Always asking the important questions.]

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[stoptheviolence]

Do you want it to be a show about cheese?

[itsahotone]

[Santana...shall sigh.]

It's not about cheese. The cheese is to eat.