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[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

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The cat?

Uh, yeah. That's who you were talking about, right?

...Right. I don't think he was a singer. He mostly wanted fish.

I don't really see what one has to do with the other. Everybody wants something for their performances.

Then I guess he just sang really short songs. He'd only meow a couple times.

Or maybe I interrupted him with the fish?

It's entirely possible.

Next time, you should pay more attention to what he's trying to tell you. It's amazing how much you can learn when you really stop to listen.

[Souji nods.]

I talked a lot to another cat, by my uncle's house. But Señor Purrito only seemed hungry. I'll be more careful next time.

See, as long as you're willing to put in the effort to change, that's what counts.

What about you? You have a cat at home, right?

Yeah. Lord Tubbington.

I miss him.

But you have some new friends here. [And both of them are fabulous.]

...I'm not trying to replace him, if that's what you're getting at.

[But, yes, they are fabulous.]

No. I just mean they'll keep you company until you can go back. Do they get along?

With each other, yeah.

I mean, there was those three days when they got into a huge fight. Tried to split the room in half and claim a side. But we worked it out.