[VIDEO]

[stoptheviolence]

[The camera unfocuses for a moment before focusing back in on...Brittany. Of course. It’s her camera, so why wouldn’t it be her? But she’s not alone. There’s an adorable miniature pony at her side...with a horn on its head...and the sounds of a chirping squirrel can be heard coming from somewhere just off-screen.]

[Brittany, of course, sees nothing wrong with any of this, and is happily spinning in her chair, wearing her pajamas, despite the fact that her hair is has been expertly styled, and her makeup is impeccable. Beside her, the usual decorations of a youthful teen girl could be seen. Bright colors. Stuffed animals. And a particular picture seen hanging on the wall right over her bed.]

‘sup, Wonderland. I’m Brittany. And this is my new show, the Wonderland edition of Fondue for Two.

...well, four, if you count Lady Winny and Sir Squeakums over there.

[More chirping, as if the squirrel were responding to her. The unicorn remained silent. Content with just sitting there and looking fabulous. As she should. Santana, on the other hand, is sitting nearby but away from the furry creatures, looking...like she is doing this out of love. Being the first semi-guest was not on her to-do list, especially after her experience with the show back home. Again: for love.]

We’re here to bring you the latest and greatest of Wonderland’s cheezy news. [As she says this, she leans forward and reaches down to pick up...something speared onto a large toothpick and covered in Fondue goodness. She makes a show of eating it. Because cheezy fondue. Get it?] And, I guess, whatever else we feel like talking about at the moment.

So if you’ve got the goods, feel free to call in. After all, sharing is caring.

[And then, just before she lets it go to the phones...or Network, or whatever, Santana decides to speak up:]

Do it or Imma break some kneecaps.

Comments

[itsahotone]

[Santana...shall sigh.]

It's not about cheese. The cheese is to eat.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Why would I want to watch a show about you two eating cheese?

[He'd rather just go eat cheese himself, thanks.]

[itsahotone]

It's to eat while we talk, walking stick. [Yes, like the bug.] It's a talk show. The guests get fondue. How is that so hard to understand?

[thneedifestdestiny]

[He looks so offended.]

Hey, it's not my fault! You guys just weren't clear enough, that's all. You can't blame a guy for assuming when half the video's vaguely cheese-related.

[itsahotone]

Uh, actually I can. Just cause you need your ears cleaned doesn't mean you get to insult Britt's show.

[But also: LOL she is so entertained by Brittany's conversation with this fool.]

[thneedifestdestiny]

I wasn't insulting it! I just asked a question, sheesh!

[Wow, what a rude girl!]

[itsahotone]

A dumb question, yeah.