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[radiopalkiller]

That's two negative votes on the network already, and I'm sorely missing the rousing speeches in Hydra's favour. Honestly, what sort of proper evil organisation doesn't even spring for an informative brochure?

Comments

[assistanting]

ugh lame who does hydra think they are
ill have to fight them off
i may need a new army the raccoons didnt go as planned last time

[radiopalkiller]

New army as in 'just more raccoons', or are you looking to diversify? I'd put my bees at your service, but their military record is patchy at best.

[assistanting]

you have bees????

[radiopalkiller]

I have bees. Progress to weaponise them has been slow. Hive's by the forest, if you want to have a look.

[assistanting]

i promote you to deputy philip of the bees for this addition to my army

[radiopalkiller]

I'm utterly flattered. From this day on I solemnly vow to disturb our enemies with loud buzzing noises whenever the fight calls for it.

[assistanting]

Keep up it and you'll be crowned the Archbeeshop.

[radiopalkiller]

Not sure I was made for wearing a cassok, especially if it's striped yellow. Comes with access to ceremonial wine though, right? I'll sign up for that.

[assistanting]

so much ceremonial wine
we'll be drunk 25/8

[radiopalkiller]

[ See now, there is a reason why he'd rather be batting for Evil Overlord April rather than this whole eight-legged hydra freak business.

This. This is the reason. ]

The only way to be drunk, quite frankly. Amen.

[assistanting]

in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti