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[radiopalkiller]

That's two negative votes on the network already, and I'm sorely missing the rousing speeches in Hydra's favour. Honestly, what sort of proper evil organisation doesn't even spring for an informative brochure?

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[assistanting]

right???

if they cant even function as inefficiently as the government how can we trust them

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[onevice]

Maybe we're more complex than simple brochure.

[alwaysbpositive]

Personally I'm just glad they haven't decided to implant brain parasites. It does tend to skip the troublesome bits of indoctrination.

[disassembles]

I'm sure if you hold out long enough someone will make an Evil Speech. The higher-ups always did like the sound of their own voices.

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[hashtagging]

I was hoping for a jolly, propaganda-filled recruitment video, myself.

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[seesthetruth]

It is all because people fear change that they attack us. Those of us with HYDRA are ready for the fighting to end. We see a path to peace and we are willing to do what it takes to travel that path, but unfortunately, that frightens people. They are used to the death and destruction wrought by war. They don't know how to handle a future without this chaos, so they demonise us. Change is what HYDRA represents. We're visionaries. Peace, citizen. That is HYDRA's goal.

If your interest is in HYDRA, I would be more than happy to enlighten you.

[mindbend]

This is no time to be so flippant.

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[improvident]

JOIN THE TEEMING MASSES AND CUT OFF YOUR OWN HEAD

TWO MORE WILL GROW IN ITS PLACE, IT'S A HYDRA GUARANTEE

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[thneedifestdestiny]

Phil, Phil! Evil's a bit harsh, don't you think? Besides, who needs a brochure when the greatness and glory of HYDRA speaks for itself?

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[goodwoofjames]

...Didn't we make a brochure for Wonderland?

video because yes

[brainmeme]

Here's your rousing speech:

[And she lets out a killer burp. The kind that seems like it lasts forever. The kind that has aftershocks. The kind that would make a man weep.]

Hail HYDRA.

[whittling]

one that prefers brainwashing over propaganda and campaigning