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Do I have to say hi and do some stupid intro before I say what I've gotta say? Because, really, I'd like to just get to the point.

[ Ellie, the fourteen year-old with the messy hair, clears her throat. ]

So, uh... considering all the crap that's happened... always, I think there's something we can do to make it a little less terrible. I'm hoping someone's suggested this before, so, if not, then... we should definitely do it. Okay? Okay. So, what I think we need to do is to just... put it out there what might be showing up from our own worlds. Like, if you're from a place where giant, sentient bears with poisoned teeth rule the world, maybe let us know? So then, when they show up, or we wake up in Bear Kingdom, we'll know what's going on. I feel like this is a no-brainer, but every time something happens, we're all like, "ah, there are suddenly poison bears everywhere" and we get no warning about it, and then people die.

[ She puffs out her cheeks in a kind of sigh. ]

I can start? Set a good example? I'm one of the people from a zombie... place. Surprise! So... yeah, that's a thing that can happen, like it did when we were in Sam and Simon's town.

Get it? Now you know there's maybe gonna be zombies around sometime. The more you know, right? And- Oh!

[ Hurriedly, she rifles through a nearby drawer, then tugs out a book and flips through it. ]

Parting puns! Don't want to end on a bad note. [ When she seems to find one, Ellie snickers to herself, nodding approvingly. ] Okay, okay... "What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to dinner? The cold shoulder!" [ blink ] Too soon? One more: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

[ There's more chuckling and she gives the camera a thumbs up before clicking it off. ]

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Um... I-It has been suggested before, but, well, that was a while ago, and some new people have entered Wonderland, so... i-it would be nice to know all the old and new dangers.

[Oh man, Max seriously doesn't want to talk about this, but Ellie has a point. Play it cool Max, it's okay. Ellie's cool about stuff like this. Max decides to focus on the thing that could cause the most damage, saving the rest for another time.]

Big monster tornado. Big enough to swallow up my whole town. I was also forced to watch Jaws once and that was unpleasant. [Because seriously, up until a few weeks ago her life was absolutely normal.]

Did you happen to meet a skeleton? He was also doing the puns thing.

Edited 2016-02-02 01:45 (UTC)

[The cannibal joke was a little much, but Kaneki is...particularly sensitive to that kind of thing, so it might just be him.]

The only real thing I can think of that would come from my world has already happened. I'm...not sure if this place recycles events or not.

[Event themes, yes, apparently, but whole events? He's never noticed it doing that.]

Do you...want me to tell you what it is anyway?

if anything shows up here and doesn't have a face
run
just run

[Athena is completely fascinated by those puns. And the concept of zombies and sentient bears with poisoned teeth, but she's choosing to focus on the puns.]

I relish the fact that you've mustard the courage to share such delicious puns.

[See, look, she can do them too! Almost.]

Zombies. You must be relieved to be here instead.

Where I come from, demons sometimes wear the skin of humans. You can't tell who's a threat and who isn't until it's too late. They'll kill you just for the fun of it and swallow your soul like a bag of popato chisps.

[They're straight-up lying. Probably. Mostly. Sounds cool, though, doesn't it?]

[Oh my god there are so many people here who like puns, Sans is in his element.]

what does a musician eat his food with?

...a tuning fork.

What kinda zombies?

[ she's a young girl and that annoys barry more than anything. worlds in which children are subjected to terrors are the worst of all the multiverse. he's also learned from is own past, trying to treat a child who went through all of that like a child will be answered in spite.

so barry doesn't speak to ellie. instead, a few hours after she posts this, there would be a quick flash of yellow. a look outside the window will supply a figure which seems to be a blur of red. his voice is altered too, an impossibly fast vibrations of the vocal chords that make it sound deeper and obscured. ]

Ellie.

[ he looks up at her as soon as he sees her ]

We need to talk.

[what does that even mean. she squints at the phone.]

What does any of that mean?

[no really. SHE UNDERSTOOD HALF THOSE WORDS. INSUFFICIENT DATA, ELLIE.]

Hoo boy. Are you sitting down? 'Cause, girlfriend, we might be here awhile.

A few people have come forward with information about their worlds before, but it hasn't ever been put on record or anything. You're right, though-- it's the kind of thing that should be shared. It's a good idea, finding out everything we can. It might be impossible to rule out surprises entirely, but it would definitely help us prepare.

[Really, Jo is pretty damn proud of her for coming forward and trying to spark people to volunteer information. Poison bears were kind of a great example, also.]

There's already a bunch of information recorded about stuff that could come up from my world, but if you want help keeping track of stuff we should be prepared for, you know I'll help you.

[A beat.]

That last pun was painful.

[Sam is grinning ear to ear at the puns. Not everyone appreciates them, but he loves them.]

You've already got the stuff from my world. But there's things besides zombies too!

Like... cannibals. And zombie worshipping cultists.

And insane hippies who try to mind control the entire planet. Just... if anyone offers you ginseng tea or plays Whalesong CDs, run.

[Wirt isn't really sure how much he should say, but he can't help feeling guilty since the most recent crap that's happened came from his memories.]

...The, uh. The most recent one was mine. Sorry. [Belatedly he remembers that oh, right. He confessed that during the event. ...In front of everyone.] But, uh...since it came from my memories, I don't know if-- does it do repeats? I don't know whether we need to watch out for anything else from my world or not. Most of my other memories are kinda normal, I guess?

[A pause.] ...Poison bears aren't really a thing anywhere, right?

Edited 2016-02-03 04:27 (UTC)

[Oh my god those jokes. They're so... bad. Dipper stares, shakes his head, then focuses on the actual question at hand.]

I'm not sure how useful this is. I mean, I get why you'd want to try, I do, but we're never gonna cover everything, especially with how much turnover there is. [He's had this conversation before, but he... likes Ellie a lot better than he likes Sharon. Well, he was neutral towards Sharon at the time, but now he's annoyed by her, so it colors his memories.]

And my life was so many levels of crazy before I got here.... like literally every day was an event. I told you about the zombies, but I haven't mentioned shrinking, body swapping, dinosaurs, getting sucked into a dd & more d game, ghosts, gremloblins, manotaurs, the love god... man, I'm definitely forgetting something. Gravity Falls is weird.

[Though at least the worst part of Gravity Falls won't be an event. He could come back, though. You never know with Bill.]

And that's only this summer! Some of the events are like, suddenly we're all at a Japanese bath house! Man, that one was boring. [And before Dipper could really appreciate the upsides of a boring event.]

I really hope someone doesn't come from a world with poison bears. That's just...would they have been experiments you think? Someone gave them bears poison teeth and made them smarter. There's a movie from my world where they accidentally made sharks smart and they are everyone.

[Maybe sticking to the point of the video would be better.]

This is a good idea though. Are you going to be keeping track of what everyone shares? I don't even know how to narrow down things that can come from my world. Um we have aliens called Skrulls that can shape shift into exact replicas of people right down to their memories. We also have crazy super villains who try to take over the world a lot. I'd be more worried about the Skrulls though.

[Funny, he was just talking to a different little girl about this exact concept.]

Somethin' I thought of myself, after the last nostalgia tour that we had to go through. 've got plenty on things from my world, and from a more -- medieval one.

Yeah, I thought so! And... I mean, I don't remember it coming up, so it's been at least since last summer.

Guess we need a storm cellar then right? Or some kind of safe house. I've never seen a tornado. Wait like Jaws the shark movie?? Aw man! I've never found a working copy. So jealous right now. Like a literal skeleton? Nah not yet. This place is nuts.

[ Sorry, Kaneki. If she'd known... (but she was making fun of Hannibal, and doesn't know Kaneki well enough to know better). ]

Yeah. D'you mind? [ Better to be safe than sorry, right? ] And, honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if we saw the same things more than once. But, like... changed just enough that we're still screwed.

Can I get more than that?

[ snerk ]

Well, you're helping! It takes two to... mango.

[ oh god no ]

You have no idea. Gross. There are demons here too I think but I'm not sure whose skin they've got on.

[ Y E S ]

Oh, okay, ready? What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Uh, not really zombies at all. We call 'em "Infected," because they're still technically alive. You just get really sick, 'cause of the fungus, and then... I mean, you're not you anymore.

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