entranceway | video } and that is when we heard it: the sound of rollin' dice

Hey people! [Dipper grins, bouncing on his heels. If he hasn't slept much since the event, it's hard to tell, but considering how much sleep he got that weekend, it's really all averaged out to his usual semi-exhausted state.]

It's been a while and we've got a lot of new people so I thought it was time to remind people about the weekly game I'm running.

[He holds up an epic looking box.]

Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons! Which is pretty similar to something called Dungeons and Dragons or Warlocks and Warriors or probably some other magic stuff and other magic stuff that's found in any number of different worlds. It's tabletop roleplay, and it's awesome. If you're interested in escaping this weird fantasy world for a different, better weird fantasy world where you can fight evil and do magic and be awesome, let me know. Or just show up. I can help you make a character and show you the rule book.

[A beat.]

It… doesn't require as much math as you think it does. But you still might want to bring a calculator.

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I've been playing with Mabel my whole life. There are some fights that are not worth it. But hey, you can try.

Heh. You try being siblings with Stanley. That is a whole new level of stubborn arguing. Trust me, DIpper. Anyway, I'm very accomplished at defending my points of view. [APPARENTLY he even relishes healthy debate.]

Like I said. You're welcome to try.

[It's not Dipper he'll be going up against.]