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ellie ([personal profile] backpacking) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-02-01 06:19 pm

fourth ➛ video

Do I have to say hi and do some stupid intro before I say what I've gotta say? Because, really, I'd like to just get to the point.

[ Ellie, the fourteen year-old with the messy hair, clears her throat. ]

So, uh... considering all the crap that's happened... always, I think there's something we can do to make it a little less terrible. I'm hoping someone's suggested this before, so, if not, then... we should definitely do it. Okay? Okay. So, what I think we need to do is to just... put it out there what might be showing up from our own worlds. Like, if you're from a place where giant, sentient bears with poisoned teeth rule the world, maybe let us know? So then, when they show up, or we wake up in Bear Kingdom, we'll know what's going on. I feel like this is a no-brainer, but every time something happens, we're all like, "ah, there are suddenly poison bears everywhere" and we get no warning about it, and then people die.

[ She puffs out her cheeks in a kind of sigh. ]

I can start? Set a good example? I'm one of the people from a zombie... place. Surprise! So... yeah, that's a thing that can happen, like it did when we were in Sam and Simon's town.

Get it? Now you know there's maybe gonna be zombies around sometime. The more you know, right? And- Oh!

[ Hurriedly, she rifles through a nearby drawer, then tugs out a book and flips through it. ]

Parting puns! Don't want to end on a bad note. [ When she seems to find one, Ellie snickers to herself, nodding approvingly. ] Okay, okay... "What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to dinner? The cold shoulder!" [ blink ] Too soon? One more: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

[ There's more chuckling and she gives the camera a thumbs up before clicking it off. ]
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-02 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
if anything shows up here and doesn't have a face
run
just run
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-05 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
tall
wearing a suit
don't look at it
don't think about it
run
rosswood: (it's so david lynchian)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
basically
don't need to know the specifics, just need to know that i'm not apologizing for anything
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-09 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
it's like a sympathetic apology
like "oh i'm sorry this might potentially happen to you"
if i could control forces of nature i would
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-13 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
good
how many people here come from a zombie wasteland anyway
rosswood: but my lust for blood is (ghosts aren't real)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
nope
just alabama
which is its own hell unto itself
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-19 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
people in pick-up trucks drive around with double-barrels asking you if you've seen any ghosts
you tell me
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-22 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
not to my knowledge
either they didn't exist or they stayed real freaking quiet all the time
don't suppose you get ghosts in zombieland
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-26 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
huh
good to know i guess

oh right and btw
nice pun
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-02-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
never would've guessed
cold shoulder
that one was veally good
rosswood: but my lust for blood is (ghosts aren't real)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-03-02 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
that reminds me
i think i'm contractually obligated to ask how long you've been here
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-03-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
like a month or something
holy shit you people have been here a long time
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-03-07 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
uh yeeah well my sympathies
unless you like this place better than zombie hellhole
so in that case yay?

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