- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

[catchacold]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?



Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

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[finewithhalf]

Lost track of your dumb friend?

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[catchacold]

Either that or we're playing hide and seek and he didn't tell me.

Which I'd not entirely discount as a potential theory.

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[finewithhalf]

lmao that's the kind of thing they like to pull

I'll check with mine - she's been into figuring out the Wonderland big/small food stuff. She might be holding him hostage trying to get him to make her cupcakes or something

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[catchacold]

You've my sympathies, Maya.

That sounds like something she'd do? Because I'd not eat any cupcake he makes, if I was her.

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[trigeminalheadache]

If he was tiny again, I would hope he'd have messaged one of us.

Unless he got eaten. Oh, why did you put that thought in my head?

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[catchacold]

Because given who we're talking about, it's a very real possibility.

I'd hope he just left this place again, but.

It's him.

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[trigeminalheadache]

You say that like he tries to get eaten. Or sat on.

He's not dead. He's either gone from Wonderland or he's just lost.

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[0nemoretime]

Has anyone seen his shirt?

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[catchacold]

In my defence, his pecs and his eyebrows are the most memorable features.

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[0nemoretime]

'Has anyone seen this man?

He's not missing, just incredibly sexy.'

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[shrinkage]

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ME SHIRTLESS
IS THAT JUST CROPPED am i naked
oh god did you just put naked me on the magical network i'll never be able to get off
IT
GET IT OFF
D:

[shrinkage]

...wait you were worried about me
I disappeared and you were totally worried!

[catchacold]

It was in your wallet. I didn't crop it, so I wouldn't know how naked you are.

You'll never be able to get off, huh?

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[accelerate]

[ ooooooookay. ]

JS, your pic of Boy Scout is pretty misleading if he was wearing a shirt before he went AWOL.

[ let's be clear: this broadcast has barry worried. has ray gone missing? has ray been eaten? trapped beneath a tea cup? he's deeply concerned for his friend from home, but firstly, he has to seriously process the fact snart has a picture of ray without a shirt on. ]

[ and god knows what else. ]

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[catchacold]

I can see how you'd have trouble, Barry. But if you raise your head you can potentially focus your attention on his face. Or if you lower your head. Maybe get magnifying glasses, if he's very tiny.

[No, he's not really intending to make this easier for Barry to wrap his head around.]

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[accelerate]

[ oh my god, why are you like this. ]

Raising my head.

RAISING MY HEAD SO HIGH I MISS THE PICTURE.

So high I could touch the sky. Spread my wings and

Why do you have a picture of a NAKED RAY PALMER? Like, when you said team mates, I didn't think you meant THIS.

[ what does barry think snart had meant? he doesn't even know himself. ]

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[breacher]

So did you post the picture just to get people's attention

Or to get him to yell at you for posting it up to the network where everyone can see it

Or both

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[catchacold]

It's the only picture I had.

Also, it shows the right expression.

I'm not worried about him yelling at me. I'd be amused if he tried.

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[breacher]

Sure

It'd draw him out, at least

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[lightgunhustler]

So whether he's tiny or giant, should we expect him to be wearing clothes? Seems like an important detail.

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[catchacold]

I just didn't have another picture, but - you know what?

Whatever will motivate you to look harder.

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[lightgunhustler]

If he's giant, stands to reason that he'd be pretty hard to miss.

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[widows_kiss]

[ Oh my god, Snart, you are her favorite person of the week. ]

Well. That's considerably more of him than I've seen so far, I admit.

Have you checked the local cat population? Apparently he makes a great pouncing toy.

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[catchacold]

You're welcome.

[What? Not the intended purpose, but he might as well let people enjoy the view if it leads to them being helpful.]

Can't say I'm surprised. Cat herder, that's not a career I ever saw myself in.

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[widows_kiss]

None of us ever do. And yet here we are. Constantly surrounded by cats.

When did you last see him? I can take a round about the mansion, see if I spot anything.