Name: Ray Palmer
Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No
Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.
Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.
Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.
Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.
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