video } entry 2

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper looks even more frazzled than usual. The stress lines that always surround his eyes are more pronounced than usual.]

So, you might have noticed a really strange transmission that went through? That... that's from my world. His name's Bill Cipher. He looks like a surprisingly well dressed triangle, and he's... some kind of demon, I guess. He can get into your head and mess with your dreams and just be creepy.

[He leans in closer to the camera.]

Whatever you do, don't trust him. Really, it's probably best to run as far away as you can if you see him. And let me know if he somehow gets into your head. I've gotten him out before, I can do it again.

[He sits back a bit.]

...that's about it. Any questions?

Comments

[krmvgivv]

[Oh god don't touch him don't touch him... can an intangible dream demon touch him? He's cringing away anyway.]

We'll never be friendly! And I don't believe for a minute that's what you really want!

[improvident]

[Technically Bill's hand passes through Dipper's head, but watching the child cringe in terror is still hilarious.]

ΣПᄂIGΉƬΣП MΣ, ƬΉΣП. I MΣΛП, IƬ'Ƨ ПӨƬ ᄂIKΣ I'M ΉΣЯΣ ƬӨ GΛIП ΛᄃᄃΣƧƧ ƬӨ ΉӨЯЯIFYIПG ᄂIƬΣЯΛЯY MӨПƧƬЯӨƧIƬIΣƧ ƬΉΛƬ ᄃӨЦᄂD DΣVӨЦЯ ΣПƬIЯΣ ЩӨЯᄂDƧ.

[Right? R i g h t ?]

[krmvgivv]

The Jabberwocky!

[Dipper hasn't had to deal with it, but he's heard enough to know that he does NOT want Bill to have any access to it at all.]

There's no way that's gonna happen.

[improvident]

[To be fair, Bill has no intention of destroying every person in this place until he knows how to get the Hell out of Dodge, but Pine Tree can't be made aware of that.]

ƧΛYƧ YӨЦ. ƬΉΣ QЦΣΣП ΛПD I GӨ ЩΛY BΛᄃK.

[Sure...the...y..do.........]

[krmvgivv]

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That is AWFUL NEWS that Dipper 100% believes.]

You mean... you've known about this place? The whole time? Did you send us here?

[Mabel had immediately blamed Bill, but she'd said a lot of things that didn't make any sense to Dipper. Now he's beginning to think she might have been right.]

[improvident]

[Kid. Kid. "Gullible" has got to be your middle name. He doesn't care what your birth certificate says.]

ΉӨЩ DӨ YӨЦ ƬΉIПK ΛПY ӨF YӨЦ GӨƬ ΉΣЯΣ? I'VΣ BΣΣП ƧᄃӨPIПG ӨЦƬ ӨƬΉΣЯ DIMΣПƧIӨПƧ.

[Bill examines his non-existent fingernails.]

ЩΣ ΉΛVΣ ΛП ΛЯЯΛПGΣMΣПƬ.

[krmvgivv]

What kind of arrangement? [EXACTLY HOW SCREWED ARE THEY?]

[improvident]

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ƧӨЦᄂ ƬΉIПGƧ. IƬ'Ƨ ᄃӨMPᄂIᄃΛƬΣD, I DӨП'Ƭ ЩΛППΛ BӨЯΣ YӨЦ.

[krmvgivv]

Oh, that won't be a problem.

[improvident]

IF YӨЦ ƬΉIПK I'M ƬΣᄂᄂIПG YӨЦ DIDDᄂY ΛFƬΣЯ Λᄂᄂ YӨЦЯ ᄃᄂΛПDΣƧƬIПΣ ᄃӨᄂᄂЦƧIӨПƧ, KID, ƬΉIПK ΛGΛIП.

[He pauses. Waits for Dipper to think again.]

...I FӨЯGӨƬ ΉӨЩ BӨЯIПG YӨЦЯ MIПD ЩΛƧ, IƬ'Ƨ ᄂIKΣ ЩΛƬᄃΉIПG ΛП ΣPIƧӨDΣ ӨF ΛПᄃIΣПƬ ΛᄂIΣПƧ: ӨBVIӨЦƧ ΛПD DΣƧPΣЯΛƬΣᄂY ƬЯYIПG ƬӨӨ ΉΛЯD.

[krmvgivv]

Yeah, like you were planning on telling me anything anyway. Or like I'd believe anything you said!

[He sits back, scowling at Bill.]

And my mind's great.

[improvident]

[You already believe him about knowing the Queen, kid.

Bill: 1, Dipper: 0]

ЩΉӨ ƬӨᄂD YӨЦ ƬΉΛƬ? YӨЦ ƧΉӨЦᄂD ΉΛVΣ ƬΉΣM ΣXΣᄃЦƬΣD FӨЯ ᄂIBΣᄂ.

[krmvgivv]

[HE KNOWS HE MIGHT BE LYING HE JUST... ALSO THINKS HE MIGHT NOT BE....]

You'll see. I'm gonna figure out the secrets of this place, and of you, and I'm gonna stop whatever you have planned.

[And then he'll pay. Then everyone who's ever crossed him will pay.

......

I mean, he'll help his friends get home or stay here safely depending on what they want. That's the one. Much less supervillainy.]

[improvident]

I'D PӨIПƬ YӨЦ ƬӨ MY DIΛЯY BЦƬ I ƧƬӨPPΣD KΣΣPIПG ӨПΣ ΣӨПƧ ΛGӨ.

[Sike! He never had one. But if he did it would be made of solid gold.]

YӨЦ KΣΣP FΣΣDIПG ƬΉΛƬ ΉΣΛᄂƬΉY PΛЯΛПӨIΛ, PIПΣ ƬЯΣΣ.