video } entry 2

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper looks even more frazzled than usual. The stress lines that always surround his eyes are more pronounced than usual.]

So, you might have noticed a really strange transmission that went through? That... that's from my world. His name's Bill Cipher. He looks like a surprisingly well dressed triangle, and he's... some kind of demon, I guess. He can get into your head and mess with your dreams and just be creepy.

[He leans in closer to the camera.]

Whatever you do, don't trust him. Really, it's probably best to run as far away as you can if you see him. And let me know if he somehow gets into your head. I've gotten him out before, I can do it again.

[He sits back a bit.]

...that's about it. Any questions?

Comments

[krmvgivv]

...that's something people say?

[undealt]

Well, I knew someone once who took it to heart. It's always sort of stuck with me.

[krmvgivv]

So the trick to not going mad is... not feeding it? I'm guessing that's more metaphorical than just don't eat Smile Dip.

[undealt]

[what the fuck is Smile Dip.] In a sense, but I doubt that's anything you have to worry about. You're awfully young to be worried about going mad.

[AHAHAHAHA. Gold, pls.]

[krmvgivv]

Heh, I'm not worried about that. I'm the sanest person I know.

[Dipper, pls, have you met you?]

[undealt]

Good. You should know that if you don't wish to give away a memory for any of the items I've described, there are other ways to obtain them. Occasionally, Wonderland gives out coupons to receive items from the vendors for free. But if waiting for Wonderland's mercy doesn't suit you, I'm certain that there are people here who haven't spent theirs.

[krmvgivv]

Oh yeah? [He frowns, rubbing his chin.] But I'd have to convince them to give it to me or it won't help me. [And he needs two, since Mabel's mind has to stay safe too. Hmm, this won't be easy.]

[undealt]

A clever boy like you? I'm certain you could figure it out.

[krmvgivv]

[The praise bolsters him a little, and he adjusts his hat, looking determined.] I guess I'll have to. [Or he'll have to give up a memory, but that sounds like a bad plan.]