video } entry 2

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper looks even more frazzled than usual. The stress lines that always surround his eyes are more pronounced than usual.]

So, you might have noticed a really strange transmission that went through? That... that's from my world. His name's Bill Cipher. He looks like a surprisingly well dressed triangle, and he's... some kind of demon, I guess. He can get into your head and mess with your dreams and just be creepy.

[He leans in closer to the camera.]

Whatever you do, don't trust him. Really, it's probably best to run as far away as you can if you see him. And let me know if he somehow gets into your head. I've gotten him out before, I can do it again.

[He sits back a bit.]

...that's about it. Any questions?

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[krmvgivv]

[That gets an angry scowl.]

Hey, you want me to find his area or perimeter, no problem.

[Except for the part where he changes size.]

That's not gonna make him go away.

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[thneedifestdestiny]

Maybe you should get one of those giant novelty erasers and see if that does the trick then.

[It's a little hard to take a warning about a triangle seriously.]

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[krmvgivv]

Yeah, erasing something that's intangible, that's definitely gonna work. [Dipper rolls his eyes.] I get the feeling you're not taking this seriously.

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[thneedifestdestiny]

Can't imagine where you got that idea. [Dripping with sarcasm, of course.] Look, you have fun with your evil geometry homework or whatever. I think I've humored you enough for one day.

[And then he hangs up, snatching the last word for himself.]