002 ✦ Video/Action for Coffee Shop

[sorryitasedyou]

Ok, I'll try and keep this short and sweet. There should have been a little gift outside your door in the form of chocolate with a nifty logo on it.

[A task that would have been ridiculously annoying if she hadn't had help in the form of one Percy Jackson.]

Since I've been here for like 6ish months, and it's clear I'm not going home any time soon - I figured I might as well do something semi-productive.

[No, this has absolutely nothing to do with her recent death - nope. Not at all.]

Coffee shop's open for business on the 1st floor. You can't miss it - it's right next to the training center so stop in and get your java fix sometime. Also, I guess if people want to help out, I def won't say no.

[It's not like it's a legit legit business with paperwork and things like paychecks. Makes things way less messy that way.]

One more thing before I forget - if I'm not around, I don't object to people doing their own thing as long as you don't burn it down or break everything and leave a mess in your wake. That happens and I'll find you and I will kick your butt. Don't think that I won't. Because I will.

[Or she'll call for back-up to do the butt kicking. DETAILS.]

I'll be here hanging out so stop in and say hi. We also have pie courtesy of Ned, so that's a thing. There's also non-caffeinated drinks like tea and decaf if caffeine isn't your thing.

Oh!If anybody's up for it, I'm totes looking for guinea pigs to test coffee things out on so just let me know if you're game.

[And with that that, she ends the feed and returns to setting up various colored coffee mugs behind the bar.]

Comments

[sorryitasedyou]

I'm always open to help... And coffee delivery could totally blow this whole thing sky high.

[Especially down to the lab. She knew just how much Jane and the others consumed, it might be nice to be able to give them something other than the sludge they sometimes manage to concoct for themselves.]

[algidity]

Not during events though... that would suck. Could you imagine?

[sorryitasedyou]

Ugh. No thank you. With the luck I've had lately, the coffee would probably end up turning into poison or something stupid and killing half the mansion.

[algidity]

Don't jinx the coffee... [ some of the residents have to make it for their girlfriends every morning... and that wouldn't be cool. ]

So.. would you be at fault for that... or wonderland?

[sorryitasedyou]

[Womp womp. Jinxed coffee - not the worst thing to happen around her although it would suck big time.]

Well, considering I didn't pour poison in the coffee, I'd guess Wonderland. Since it seems to be at fault for almost everything.

[Except when the actual murderers they pull in do their murder thing. Although with the right spin, even that could be blamed on Wonderland due to the situation.]

[algidity]

Yeah, I guess... this place sucks sometimes.

[ two words: tom hanniger. ]

At least they'd come back...

[sorryitasedyou]

And probably never want to drink coffee again. [She knows she wouldn't if it'd killed her. At least not at first. Although like the beach, she'd slowly build herself back up to testing it out eventually because it'd be too hard to stay away.]

This place can be downright stupid sometimes. Suck doesn't even begin to cover some of the crap.

[algidity]

Coffee is pretty important, they'd probably get over it...

Sometimes it doesn't suck... sometimes you get to see people that yoi never thought you would... [ Erica... ]