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[ganking]

[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list:

Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking
Jo - everyone knows she still wants it
Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over
Evie - time for second or third or whatever base
Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name
Darcy - wants the lightsaber
Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot
Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig
Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night
Charlie - no time to convert
Lilith - make her be useful for once
Meg - desperate times plan b
Snow - needs a little melting
Cordelia - whips and chains
Natasha - wear the costume thanks
Lydia - too young
Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes
That one blonde from the new years party with the accent
Maxine - lets mix chemicals

pity fucks:
cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]


( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

Comments

[ganking]

I dont have to pretend
just cause I've got a pretty set of black peepers now doesnt mean I don't remember everything from before
that includes all the dirty little things you told me

how long do you think it's gonna be before your current conquest turns into a murder machine? seems to be your type

[lightgunhustler]

You never seemed to care about any of the details that went along with it.
All you did was get pissed.

Shut your fucking mouth unless you want to lose all of your teeth before I gut you.

[ganking]

And now I'm trying to make nice and youre the one getting your panties in a real twist
funny how things go huh

and whats this about gutting I dont think youll be the one doing any of that anytime soon.

[lightgunhustler]

You call this making nice? We're not friends, Dean.
And we're not gonna be until you're yourself again.

Keep pushing me and you might be surprised by what I'm capable of these days.

[ganking]

Something tells me the things you're capable of these days don't include a whole lot of self-respect.

[lightgunhustler]

Like you would know the first thing about self-respect.

[ganking]

Never claimed to have any in the first place.
lucky for you I still think we should hook up real nasty and dirty

[lightgunhustler]

Been there, done that. Wasn't impressed.

[ganking]

[ he's going to destroy you. ]

Try out the new me
even I'll admit old-me was kinda limp in all the ways that mattered

[lightgunhustler]

What's that saying about old dogs and new tricks?

I'm more than taken care of in that area. No need to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

[ganking]

Could've fooled me with how stiff and angry you are nowadays

[lightgunhustler]

Guess that's just the effect you have on me. Mystery solved.

Trust me. Simon is much better equipped to handle that than you ever were.

[ganking]

Someones feisty today
and playing a really dangerous game

Lets hope it doesnt end up costing you like it did Sam and Cas

[lightgunhustler]

You started this. Your message basically declared it open season.

1/2

[ganking]

It is open season! Open season to get lucky
All I asked for was a good old roll in the hay
you rolled in here all offended and you-like
No wonder it didnt work out between us

well that and the cheating and the you being dead back home thing
who would wanna bang a corpse

[ganking]

Does simon know hes sticking it into a corpse?

[lightgunhustler]

Apparently you still want to, considering how high I am on your list.

[But that hits a lot harder than any of the rest of it, considering who and what she died for, and she has trouble getting her hands to stop shaking angrily long enough to send the last part.]

He's never given me any reason to keep secrets from him, unlike some people I know. Think what you have to to make yourself feel better. I ditched you, not the other way around.

[Even if it's more complicated than that. Even if the whole dead thing had been the primary factor.]

[ganking]

[ he's supposed to be unfeeling, but the way she inches her way right under his skin with a few choice words is enough to make dean see red-- and boy, would he like to hunt her the fuck down right here and now, but he has to hold himself back.

not yet. ]

Dont flatter yourself too much.
You expect me to apologize for hiding crap from you? you never needed to know because all you ever do is get in the way
i could have told about what was in store for me in the future
but I knew if I did youd only make everything worse

[lightgunhustler]

No. I know better than to ever expect an apology from you, even when you had a soul.

I'm done with you. It was stupid to think there was any point in talking to you to begin with.

[ganking]

[ i'm not done with you. ]

I'll see you soon Jo

[lightgunhustler]

Don't count on it.