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[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list:

Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking
Jo - everyone knows she still wants it
Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over
Evie - time for second or third or whatever base
Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name
Darcy - wants the lightsaber
Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot
Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig
Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night
Charlie - no time to convert
Lilith - make her be useful for once
Meg - desperate times plan b
Snow - needs a little melting
Cordelia - whips and chains
Natasha - wear the costume thanks
Lydia - too young
Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes
That one blonde from the new years party with the accent
Maxine - lets mix chemicals

pity fucks:
cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]


( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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Well-deserved? Ouch.

[ ouch indeed, but dean is only huffing a laugh. it had been a decent night, had come with perfect timing what with dean having just murdered his brother and needing to get the edge off. since then he hasn't been so lucky-- but then neither cas or crowley's death had involved as much brutality or blood. ]

I gotta try out different flavors before going for seconds with you-- I'm sure you get where I'm coming from.

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I just call 'em like I see 'em. [Meg smirks, and lets out a smug little chuckle.]

Point being, you do want seconds. [It's teasing more than accusatory, but she looks just coy enough to suggest that she doesn't mind the idea, and may or may not have considered it since their initial tryst. Sue her. Sure, she could go to the bar and find some random to hook up with, but Dean was kinkier than most to begin with, and the Mark of Cain didn't hurt matters one bit.

Minus the part where he was going around killing... everyone...

Anyway. She glances over the list again, particularly amused by the last line.]

Hmm... you and Cas... [Why yes, she's gratuitously picturing it, even if Dean's trying to get away with passing it off as an insult that she doesn't buy for a second.] Wouldn't mind being the meat in the middle of that sandwich... too bad he'd never go for it.

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[ if it's supposed to get under his skin, the fact that she reads so well between the lines, he doesn't let it show. if anything, dean shrugs at the idea. ]

Cas goes for a whole lot more than he lets on. [ dean might as well be clear about that point, and let it be known he had been just as surprised. now, whether cas would go for a sandwich between two demons is definitely one thing. after all, cas had already turned him down once, so they'd have better luck finding someone else.

but anyway. not the point here. ]

Either way, you're both off the list. What a bummer.

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[They're both dancing around the fact that demons or not, they'd enjoy it for more than just the carnal aspects. But casual indifference is the name of the game, and they're both seasoned pros. Her own shrug matches his, but there's a smug hint of knowing in her little smirk that is definitely meant to get under his skin.]

Good to know. [There's been plenty of trash talk from Crowley and even teasing both of them from her end, but this is the most concrete bit of truth Meg's gotten on the subject. It would be a flat out lie to say her interest isn't piqued, but all she lets slip is a shade of intrigue in her smile... and a soft snort at his last.]

For you, maybe.