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[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list: Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking Jo - everyone knows she still wants it Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over Evie - time for second or third or whatever base Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name Darcy - wants the lightsaber Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night Charlie - no time to convert Lilith - make her be useful for once Meg - desperate times plan b Snow - needs a little melting Cordelia - whips and chains Natasha - wear the costume thanks Lydia - too young Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes That one blonde from the new years party with the accent Maxine - lets mix chemicals pity fucks: cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]

( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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isn't that exactly what you're trying to do?

[ :) ]

[ so cheeky. ]

Maybe but you could be my number one

you're a very charming demon

but now you've lied. terrible habit.

Most people would consider that a minor crime compared to the other stuff I've managed lately

I suppose so much is true.

[ watch elphie be unconcerned though. ]

[ someone is hardcore. ]

You ever cut someone open Elphaba?

no. the ones I am interested in are safely in Oz, I fear.

[ and it frustrates her, yes but if life taught her anything, it is patience. ]

And if they showed up here?

then they will die.

Someones a wicked witch but see thats all i did and people still threw a fit

are you truly surprised that they did

and do you truly care, is the better question.

Surprised? No Care? no Just saying theyre not gonna react well to any shit you might someday throw either

and I must wonder

do you truly think I would care?

[ huehue. ]

I dig you why havent we hooked up yet

oh possibly because you're far too busy with wrecking havoc and I am much too busy trying to find a way back for sex.

[ so matter of factly. ]

I havent wrecked anything in about two weeks sweetheart but I could wreck you In a fun way

even I know unfortunate flirting when I see it.

sorry, dear, I may be one of the only ones who care more for intellectual than physical. a good thing there are 18 other choices.

Aw sucks maybe next time then you lemme know if you get tired of intellectual and start craving physical though

I'll be sure not to forget to.

[ unseen, there is a long suffering smile and a shake of a head. men. human or demon, you're all the same. ]

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