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[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list: Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking Jo - everyone knows she still wants it Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over Evie - time for second or third or whatever base Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name Darcy - wants the lightsaber Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night Charlie - no time to convert Lilith - make her be useful for once Meg - desperate times plan b Snow - needs a little melting Cordelia - whips and chains Natasha - wear the costume thanks Lydia - too young Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes That one blonde from the new years party with the accent Maxine - lets mix chemicals pity fucks: cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]

( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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[ now while rejection has been the theme as of late, her reasons are... different. ]

Not gonna be around? Why? You plannin' on taking an impossible vacation from dear old Wonderland.

And if I am? Please don't tell me you're going to go on and on about how it's impossible. I've become rather tired of hearing that.

[Then again...]

Have to say I'd be surprised if you did though. You hardly seem like the type.

Didn't think it was impossible a year ago, but then nothing changed and the days just kept on rollin' by. 'Course I was a useless human, so that didn't help. Right up until Wonderland decided to throw me back home for a bit. [ and then bring him back slightly less human and a whole lot more off his meds. ]

...So y'see, so far, the whole going home ticket's been in Wonderland's court. Now I ain't saying there ain't any way to get it into our hands, but it won't be easy.

[ but dean thinks he might finally have the power to turn the tides. ]

Then it's good that I'm not planning on taking anything away from Wonderland. I plan to make my own ticket, rather than wait on it to provide one.

[...but.]

Though you are right. It certainly won't be easy.

Right. How exactly are you plannin' on doing that? Last time I checked, it's not as easy as asking the closest for an exit.

[ but color him curious. very much so. ]

Even if I told you, it wouldn't do you any good. I'm afraid I'm the only one who can cast the spell properly.

[She doesn't actually know that, but given that in her world the laws of magic are more or less unbreakable unless you're Zelena or have access to some incredibly specific genie ritual, or are some unrevealed extra super special thing, it stands to reason that she'd think she's the only one who can do this.

Because she's totally assuming it'll work.]

A spell? So you're a witch. [ dean hates witches-- or the old him did, anyway. now though, he's all curiosity. no doubt though there'll be a catch of some kind. nothing's ever easy around here. ]

Not just any witch. A wicked witch. Or rather, the Wicked Witch.

[As in, "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too." Except she never said that because why would she want a dog?]

[ no way... ]

You, uh-- [ a pause. ] You know how that sounds, right? Where's the proof. I mean, hey, call yourself whatever but-- normally that name goes with green skin and ugly hats. [ unless she is green-- who knows. they already have one. ]

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[Way.

In fact, she'll change her feed to video, so he can see her face. Is it a wise choice? Probably not. But Zelena doesn't really make wise decisions, now does she?]

Haven't been green for a while, and my hats certainly aren't ugly.

[Not that she has one on right now, but she thinks that between taking her sister's clothes and her own stuff, she's rather fashionable. Then again, she doesn't really care if others disagree.]

[ at least the side of crazy has a pretty face to go with it. dean looks surprised, but so very positively. ]

What about the fly-- wait, was that one of your flyin' chimps that Emma ended up with?

The very first one, actually. I rather do miss poor Walsh sometimes. Terrible wizard, but a much better monkey.

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A lot of people would make better monkeys than people, if you ask me.

[ monkeys or just corpses. ]

Oh I completely agree. So many of them do.

[She actually agrees on both counts.]

You don't happen to have the power to, you know, snap your fingers and make that happen, do you?

[...are we talking corpses or monkeys because the answer is both.]

How else do you think he went from Oz the Great and Powerful to that?

[ both. always both. monkey corpses. ]

You should show me someday. If you've still got it in you.

Oh, I'm sure you'll get your chance. Someone's bound to cross me at some point.

[PROBABLY VERY SOON.]

Awesome. Consider me in the front row when it goes down.

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