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[ganking]

[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list:

Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking
Jo - everyone knows she still wants it
Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over
Evie - time for second or third or whatever base
Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name
Darcy - wants the lightsaber
Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot
Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig
Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night
Charlie - no time to convert
Lilith - make her be useful for once
Meg - desperate times plan b
Snow - needs a little melting
Cordelia - whips and chains
Natasha - wear the costume thanks
Lydia - too young
Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes
That one blonde from the new years party with the accent
Maxine - lets mix chemicals

pity fucks:
cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]


( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

Comments

[malefice]

[ He's been alive a thousand years, a little rough sex wouldn't scare him, nice try sweet sweet summer child. Kol freezes when he hears Davina, only momentarily, not liking the idea of Dean knowing what she looks like, so he processes it, ignoring Dean for a moment, leaning back so he can let his head lull back on the back of his sofa, looking up at her. His free hand is stretched out at her, gently flailing at her for her to come closer and hold it. ]

You are, darling. [ Smiiiile. He luvs u bbygurl. The softness to his fades immediately the moment his attention is back on Dean. ]

Do you have brain damage or do you just not listen - I said I've got a girl of me own.

[ Because bitches ain't shit, Deano. ]

[fantoche]

[She closes the book long enough to brush a strand of dark hair out of her face, confusion evident.]

Oh, really? [News to her. She'd always thought of herself as a little more independent than the princesses she'd grown up with. Though, it was nice to have her own version of a prince charming... A far more bloodthirsty version, but then again she was far from perfect.

She moves a little closer to where's he's settled, offering a soft smile.]

Who're you talking to?

[ganking]

[ kol, for all his motormouthing, has just exposed a rather vital weakness. saying he has a chick is one thing, putting a voice to her is another. oh, the things he could do now-- how much he could twist kol's arm. ]

Cute. Makes me wanna take a closer look at her.

[ a much closer look.

at her question though, he'll speak up, perhaps to get a better glimpse of her. ]

Name's Dean.

bye felicia

[malefice]

[ Unfortunately for Dean-o, buddy ole pal, Davina is not a weakness, she's quite the opposite - and while he would put himself in the way to protect her from anything, even his own dear old dad, she's stronger than him.

And the demon is making one rather large mistake - assuming Kol or Davina are prey and not predator. ]

Aah, some prat I met at the bar - he thought it wise to accost me. Pity he punches like a girl that doesn't know how to punch. [ This is how you do feminism, take a good hard look.

He shifts showing the device to her better, so she can get a better look of Dean, deciding to be not at all bothered if Dean can see her. ] I suggest you put him in a coma if you see him anytime soon.

[ He turns the device back to him so he can see Dean. ] Apparently he's been running amok - killing people left and right. And whilst his methods leave much to be desired, he seems to manage to get the job done.

He's also got it in his head that he thinks he can woo you from me or sommat, apparently. He just sent out an invite to half the female population asking for a shag.

Have fun trying to get laid, Dean.

[ With that he shifts to reach over the couch and pull her closer, and then, oop, that sure is Kol moving to tug her down so he can kiss her. After getting his point across that he could definitely be getting some and Dean-o couldn't, the feed ends.

peace out xoxo]