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[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list: Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking Jo - everyone knows she still wants it Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over Evie - time for second or third or whatever base Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name Darcy - wants the lightsaber Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night Charlie - no time to convert Lilith - make her be useful for once Meg - desperate times plan b Snow - needs a little melting Cordelia - whips and chains Natasha - wear the costume thanks Lydia - too young Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes That one blonde from the new years party with the accent Maxine - lets mix chemicals pity fucks: cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]

( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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I don't mind. [ if they're taken, that is. ] Makes everything just a bit more exciting, don'cha think?

That's one way to look at it, although I think their other halves might not be so into sharing... [Especially with a demon.

With the next message from Blake saying he was on his way, she needed to wrap this up so the sudden company didn't appear on the camera and give away just how much she was learning. He didn't seem to know that she knew yet and she'd very much like to keep it like that and stay off his radar. Or at least more off his radar than before with the whole stupid list thing.]

I'm not much for cheating, so I dunno if I'd call it exciting.

[ pshhh. ]

I'm not forcing anyone. Just lettin' them know the offer is up. You'd be surprised how many people might consider it, other halves and all. [ cheating is an easy hole to fall into.

but speaking of. ]

Didn't realize I'd be making you cheat, y'know. [ in fact, he's fairly sure she's single, right? but it could have changed. ]

[Oh dear.]

You wouldn’t - I’m not -

[Let’s not give him more info than he actually needs, shall we?]

No time for any of that kind of stuff. Busy busy. So busy.

[/awkward cough]

With what?

[ sorry darcy, but who is actually busy with anything here when it's not event time? pls, do tell him about your schedule, he'll still somehow squeeze himself into it. call it a special talent of his. ]

Oh, y'know helping with some of the classes... [lie] working with Jane and keeping her fed and watered, walking the dogs, running the cafe, checking in with the rest of the crew from home... I have to fit sleeping and eating in there somewhere. No time for visits, womp womp.

And speaking of - gotta run, but I'm sure I'll see you around. [Cue wave and quick ending of the video feed right as John knocks. If he listens closely enough, he might hear the sound right before she ends the feed.]