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[eyething]

[Damon is not happy, and definitely not drunk enough for this. At first, he assumed he'd been hallucinating, on some trip after drinking bad blood. However, he has been roaming Wonderland for hours on this bright and early morning, while everyone else was likely asleep. He’s poked his head in where it doesn’t belong, waiting for the hallucination to fade. Spoilers: it doesn’t. He finally studies the communication device, accepting that this is either one very long dream or he’s actually here. Somehow. He’s on the main floor, pressed up against the marble pillar, staring up at the ceiling. It takes minimal effort to skim through previous entries before he switches to video.]

Question #1, for the masses: How drunk do you have to be for this place to start making sense? Because I’m starting to think this poor, lonely bottle's not gonna cut it. [Damon looks to the bottle in his hand with a little sigh, tapping his fingers on its surface.] Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[He takes a long drink, swallows, and sends the camera a slow but absolutely charming smirk:]

Question #2: what’s the one thing you wish someone had told you on your first day in the merry old Land of Wonder, but failed to?

[Damon points a finger at the camera with the hand that's still partly wound around the bottle] And go. Best answers get a pony.

Comments

[memory_unlocked]

It's a bit of a complicated process involving flash-cloning a brain and then took the using it to create an AI, at least in my case. [In a way, anyway.]

[eyething]

That does sound complicated. And how'd you end up in Wonderland? I mean, I'm guessing you're not built into the world. Didn't remember reading about any AIs in the story.

[memory_unlocked]

Not a native, no. I woke up here a few weeks ago. It kind of happens that way, I guess.

Been here ever since.

[eyething]

Weird. I didn't know holograms could just... wake up like that.

So what's your take on this place? Other than weird and nonsensical...

[memory_unlocked]

I haven't seen anything that bad yet, but I'm still pretty new. Lot of people here, though.

From all sorts of places.

[eyething]

By places, I'm going to assume you're meaning worlds. I met a very pink... something.

[Something that wouldn't survive in his own world like he doesn't have holograms either]

lost this tag and sorry.

[memory_unlocked]

Yeah, I got some weird things my first time on this too. Skeletons and a kid trying to flirt with me...

So yeah, might as well embrace the weird until you find a way out.

If you have something to go back to, anyway.

totally okay!

[eyething]

Wow, those two things are complete opposites. How old was the kid?

Okay, skeletons like random skeletons just lying around or...?