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[eyething]

[Damon is not happy, and definitely not drunk enough for this. At first, he assumed he'd been hallucinating, on some trip after drinking bad blood. However, he has been roaming Wonderland for hours on this bright and early morning, while everyone else was likely asleep. He’s poked his head in where it doesn’t belong, waiting for the hallucination to fade. Spoilers: it doesn’t. He finally studies the communication device, accepting that this is either one very long dream or he’s actually here. Somehow. He’s on the main floor, pressed up against the marble pillar, staring up at the ceiling. It takes minimal effort to skim through previous entries before he switches to video.]

Question #1, for the masses: How drunk do you have to be for this place to start making sense? Because I’m starting to think this poor, lonely bottle's not gonna cut it. [Damon looks to the bottle in his hand with a little sigh, tapping his fingers on its surface.] Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[He takes a long drink, swallows, and sends the camera a slow but absolutely charming smirk:]

Question #2: what’s the one thing you wish someone had told you on your first day in the merry old Land of Wonder, but failed to?

[Damon points a finger at the camera with the hand that's still partly wound around the bottle] And go. Best answers get a pony.

Comments

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[rosswood]

it's wonderland
what part of that sounds like clarity to you

wait
so did you get a legit pony

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[eyething]

a land of wonder. you'd think that'd be pretty clear, but no, i read the story. i get it. nonsensical adventures, here i come.

there is A pony. idk about legitness. do you want it?

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[rosswood]

pics or it didn't happen

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[eyething]

why does everyone need proof of the ponies

[there is one pony toward the center which has GODDAMN written on it which would be alex's. damon scribbled it in with permanent marker. once he figured out he could take things out of the closets... all was lost]

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[rosswood]

you asked for it pal closets are only so pbigg;lks

[That would be him reacting very, erm, viscerally to that picture.]

i'll be honest here i wasn't picturing that kind of pony
you can keep it

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[eyething]

sorry. i have enough of them after that experience with the closet. this one has goddamn written on it in honor of you.

you're taking the pony.

[rosswood]

it's a good thing i didn't tell you where i live then

[eyething]

oh, i will find you. eventually. you will get your goddamn pony. if it's the last thing i do.

[so threatening damon]

[rosswood]

that's a hell of a hill to die on
but hey i don't judge

[LIES he's totally judging]

[eyething]

i choose my hills wisely like i do everything else in life. [ahem.]

that's a blatant lie. everyone judges.

[rosswood]

alright you know what thats fair
pony's still yours though

[eyething]

gee, just what i've always wanted.

[rosswood]

happy birthday whatever your name is

[eyething]

damon salvatore, whatever your name is #2

[rosswood]

if i tell you my name am i gonna end up with a pony on my doorstep
cause i don't want that

[eyething]

nope. definitely not.

[rosswood]

yyyyyeah i don't believe you
i'll just be the anonymous pony guy

[eyething]

fine pony guy

have it your way