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[Damon is not happy, and definitely not drunk enough for this. At first, he assumed he'd been hallucinating, on some trip after drinking bad blood. However, he has been roaming Wonderland for hours on this bright and early morning, while everyone else was likely asleep. He’s poked his head in where it doesn’t belong, waiting for the hallucination to fade. Spoilers: it doesn’t. He finally studies the communication device, accepting that this is either one very long dream or he’s actually here. Somehow. He’s on the main floor, pressed up against the marble pillar, staring up at the ceiling. It takes minimal effort to skim through previous entries before he switches to video.]

Question #1, for the masses: How drunk do you have to be for this place to start making sense? Because I’m starting to think this poor, lonely bottle's not gonna cut it. [Damon looks to the bottle in his hand with a little sigh, tapping his fingers on its surface.] Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[He takes a long drink, swallows, and sends the camera a slow but absolutely charming smirk:]

Question #2: what’s the one thing you wish someone had told you on your first day in the merry old Land of Wonder, but failed to?

[Damon points a finger at the camera with the hand that's still partly wound around the bottle] And go. Best answers get a pony.

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I'm thirteen. [WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO HIM? He's a real teen now!]

I'm pretty good at accepting things without inebriating myself. And Wonderland does have logic. It's not... normal logic, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Isn't that what I said? [IT IS LIKE the same difference really at least where damon is concerned but being over a hundred will do that to you (also he's a dick. he treated jeremy like shit and he was sixteen).]

Well, don't you deserve a cookie. Maybe with extra sprinkles. I don't know about that. Most people seem to think it makes no sense regardless. Can you really tell me otherwise?

Well, there are patterns. The problem is it doesn't always follow them. Which is... in itself a pattern, I guess.

So part of its pattern is that it doesn't always follow its own patterns. Great. So what are the patterns?

Generally.

Well, every two weeks there's an event and Wonderland goes crazy. That's the big one. And they're almost always preceded by one of the residents giving some sort of cryptic message. People vanish sometimes... if their stuff's still there, they're probably coming back in a week from further in the future. If their stuff is gone, there's no guarantee that they'll ever be back, but if they are, they probably won't remember Wonderland. Unless it's been under a month, then they might.

Those are some of the basics.

Not bad. Worthy of a pony.

So what's the deal with them being called events? Someone said maybe it takes the edge off of all the crazy, danger, zombies, and death, but....

[There's no taking that edge off.] Maybe disasters would be a better term.

A pony? [What?]

It's not always bad. I mean, it usually is, but one of the first ones I was here for was just... a Japanese bath house. There were rumors of it being haunted, but I never found anything.

[It was VERY DISAPPOINTING. Now, he'd appreciate a boring event more.]

I promised ponies for good answers. I mean to keep my promise.

[Even if it means handing out My Little Ponies to everyone because he's a giant gd troll...] So there was a maybe haunted bath house? Yeah, not the worst sort of Event you could have.

[He'd take a bath regardless of how haunted it was. Ghosts tend to not like Damon. ...maybe because most of the ghosts he meets he has personally wronged in some way.

Ahem.]

It's a promise you could actually keep since... closets. But I really don't want a pony. My sister probably does, but I also really don't want her to have one.

[Damon lifts an eyebrow as he lifts up one of the ponies] Thankfully it didn't throw too much of the real deal at me. Don't want to hand out furry ponies to shit all over the mansion and whatever else ponies do. Give rides to small children.

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