rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)
Alex Kralie ([personal profile] rosswood) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-02-14 07:51 pm

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happy singles awareness day
did you know that saint valentine was full of shit
i mean maybe he wasn't but theres no way to know since theres like no actual history on this guy
there are records of three different saint valentines
though i guess the one thing thats consistent is that pretty much all of them died horribly

anyway there's your exciting earth history fact of the day
have fun


[Alex, for his part, is currently planning on getting at least a little buzzed tonight. Despite the apparent bitterness of that mass-network text, he's not technically single. His SO just happens to not be here. Hence, drinking. Hence, bitterness.

Hence, that fun Valentine's Day Historical Fact.

Anyone looking for him will find him at the bar.]
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[personal profile] sheriffing 2016-02-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
So all Valentine's Day translates to is horrible death?

[ Emma could have told you that. ]
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[personal profile] sheriffing 2016-02-15 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we always knew that.
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[personal profile] sheriffing 2016-02-15 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised how often that happens.

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[personal profile] mypartnerintime 2016-02-15 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You actually knew all of that off the top of you're head?
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[personal profile] mypartnerintime 2016-02-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
They make great photo opportunities tho

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NO MAX NO WHY

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failedparenting: (10id: dude this morphine is awesome)

[personal profile] failedparenting 2016-02-15 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i bet youre a blast at parties
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[personal profile] failedparenting 2016-02-15 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
you tell kids santa isnt real too?

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slapfight: (△ it's not stupid- it's advanced)

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[personal profile] slapfight 2016-02-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Singles... Awareness?

[does not compute.] Is that something that Earthlings can be unaware of?

[you can't even fuse, you weirdos.]
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[personal profile] slapfight 2016-02-15 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A day apparently dedicated to three people who died horribly.

[why is earth so WEIRD.] Yes.... I see the connection.

[so sarcastic.] Unless their deaths were related to a horrible attempt at fusion.
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[personal profile] vampdetective 2016-02-15 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Valentine's Day amounting to death.
Well, that certainly sounds familiar.
Fingers crossed this one is uneventful.
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[personal profile] vampdetective 2016-02-16 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Couple years ago we had someone go on a killing spree around Valentine's Day here.
Long gone now, but people haven't forgotten.

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[personal profile] punful 2016-02-19 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
you sound bitter.
punful: (heh that was a good one)

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[personal profile] punful 2016-02-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
fair point.

what's a saint?

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