entranceway | Jul. 22nd, 2012

Jul. 22nd, 2012

[Beato looks slightly disheveled, and very, very tired.]

I assume you all have babies too? I finally got mine to go to sleep. She's awfully feisty...who would've thought something so small could have so much energy?

[The Golden Witch rubs her eyes.]

I'm pretty sure these babies are us - I noticed when she bumped her head earlier today that I felt the pain as well. I had left the Goats to attend to her, but after realizing that...there's no way I can let anyone else watch over her. They're too unreliable to be trusted with something that precious.

I'm not tired because I've watched after her - although it can take a lot out of you. More than anything, I'm just tired from using so much magic. She really likes to see my golden butterflies. I've used more magic trying to keep her happy than I have in a long time...I'm exhausted.

[She doesn't mention the fact that her baby-self has spent a lot of time tugging on her ears, pulling her cheeks and trying to grab and/or eat anything she can put her hands on. That's a bit too embarrassing to be talking about to everyone else.]

I think I may help Souji-san with the daycare. With some rest, I'll be as good as new, and the pure innocence of all these babes is giving me a bit of a magical boost, I must admit. I'm sure many of you need a break - it's important to have one, or else you may do things you regret.

[Her thoughts drift to Maria and Rosa, but she quickly shakes her head. She's too tired - now isn't the time to think about the past.]

I'm going to get some sleep now. Best of luck to all of you.

Current Mood: exhausted

batteroflife

Jake, why on earth do you have a goat?

OH WELL! I wanted to see if the closet thing worked and a goat was the first thing that came to mind!!

I... see. You do know he's eating the comforter, right?

Psshhaaww, he's probably just hungry! Mini-me has it all taken care of, rest assured. Anyhoo, check this out!

[ Jane sets her baby down next to baby!Jake, and walks off screen to see just what all the fuss was about.

This leaves, of course, the babies, who are doing their baby thing---which happens to include Jake, bless his soul, climbing on top of the goat. The goat, who of course was an evil, baby-snatching goat, on par with any adventure movie villain...picks up baby Jane by the back of her shirt and starts trotting off with the two of them, disappearing off into the hall somewhere.

The actual Jake and Jane are occupied for a few minutes, until Jane turns to check on the babies...to find that the babies are no longer there. SHIT!!! ]

Jake! Oh my goodness, the babies are gone!

Gone, you say--Aw, horse shit!!!!

[ The feed shuts off as Jane hurriedly grabs her device, and the two of them go off to try and find the two missing children--Only they cant, and oh shit what are they going to do!? ]

Ah...has anyone, by chance, seen two babies and a goat running about? We can't seem to find them anywhere!

[ ooc: We don't have anyone lined up to find the goat, so if you'd like to just get in touch with us! Oh, and feel free to run into the two of them while they're out and about, trying to find the babies. ]

sinkships

[Redglare looks confused and exceedingly irritated about the fact that the teal bug thing in front of her exists. It's easy for her to cope with the troll children in the mansion, because they simply looks like small versions of adults. Grubs, however, pose a new challenge that she never really prepared for.

It is small and weak and wriggling. It is pathetic in a completely negative way, and she picks it up by the face. In her grip, it wriggles and and makes small plaintive grub noises.]

This thing is pitiful, in the most negative sense of the word. How we come from these is almost astonishing.

[She seems to be fighting the desire to crush it skull, and comes to a compromise with her primal instincts by putting it down and pinching two of it's vestigial legs in-between her thumb and index fingers.]

It's so... weak. [The video cuts off, there is a snapping sound, a long cry and several curses in alternian before the feed ends completely.]

bureaucracy_is_for_chumps

[When the video feed pops on, Peacock is showing off a very small and happy version of herself to the camera.]

Alright. I don't think I can keep dealin' with this. She's only napped once since she got here and I need my beauty sleep.

I can't even feed her without her cryin' up a storm. [This may seem odd since little Patricia looks so HAPPY! That is until she gets turned to look at Peacock---then she starts wailing. Peacock quickly turns her back to the communicator and the baby hiccups and sniffles sadly.]

Anybody else's baby do that?

walkingdesuno

[ the camera turns on to show a Conan looked so much better than the last time he posted. healthy, and healed. however, he seems to be preoccupied by another being in the room. which is, of course, his baby self.

the baby seems to be having quite an interest in the bookshelf. with lots of heavy books. ]

Get back here. [ Conan was definitely older than the baby, but he wasn't that much older looking really. he wraps his arms around the baby from behind, stopping it from moving. half picking up, half pulling, he drags the baby away and puts distance between it and the bookshelf.

although, the baby obviously does not like as it frowns and tries to keep moving forward. ]

Stop...that! [ Conan pulling back and the baby going forward. they were at a standstill now. and the baby was beginning to try and kick Conan off.

a dangerous thought of using his tranquilizer needle flashed in his head..... god he was not made for baby sitting ]