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[stickingplaces]

What’s up Wondernet?

I’m Peter -- Parker. I guess that's a name some of you might know already. If that's you then, uh, hi, those people.

[Peter gives a tense little wave as though he's waiting for something terrible to happen. He's been a little slow to make himself known on the network - because he's pretty sure he was technically grounded for the last little while? He probably still is.

But also, there used to be another Peter Parker in Wonderland - an older Peter with better shoulders. He has the impression most people probably knew that guy. So that’s awkward, right? Worse still, the other Peter wore his super-identity super-openly, so now there’s a very real chance that someone's about to out Peter as Spider-Man to absolutely everyone. It's not something he was rushing to invite on himself.]

I have a question for you. I mean, for all of you.

[Now Peter re-positions a little, setting himself up to face the camera more centrally. It seems like he’s satisfied with the framing for a few seconds there but nope, guess not, because he picks the camera up and sets it on something above his head height. That’s better. No disasters so far. He's looking more relaxed.]

Okay yeah. So what’s one, small, inconvenient thing you have to do every day that just... bugs you?

[He reaches forward and adjusts the camera again. Was it tilted sideways a bit before? Because now it is.]

Obviously there's a whole lot of really terrible things about being here - you can probably think of a couple of those - but I’m not talking about being spied on through your mirror or waking up in an alien prison or anything like that. Just the little annoying things. I guess they don’t even really have to be specific to Wonderland. Something like, going to bed but forgetting to turn the light off, because then you have to get up again but you were just getting comfortable…

Stuff like that.

[God he used to hate when that happened. Used to, that is, because now he has spider-webs. Versatile, versatile spider-webs.]

Oh! And what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever taken out of a closet?

[He wonders for a moment whether he should specify magical-wonderland-closet, but actually, it’s probably more interesting if he leaves it up to interpretation.]

So I guess that's two questions.