[The Twins appear, one of them dressed in a pencil skirt, stockings, and a cardigan, and the other wearing a blue-green track suit. They're standing in identical, albeit mirrored, positions, one hip cocked with a hand resting on it.]
There's a lot to do to get everything ready.
They've known it was coming for weeks now, and they're only just getting started.
It's their age. They've got no world experience, and they think they have all the time in the world.
that irresponsible when we were teenagers?
[Tweedledee waves her hand dismissively.] No, it's just natural, you know? Every generation gets a little less virtuous than the last.
Then we were
irresponsible compared to our elders. [Tweedledum poses this as both a question and a statement.
Tweedledee sputters, then stalks off with her sister at her heels.]