02.01 -->> Video

[screwedontight]

[The device comes on to a litany of swear words, many of which involving bodily things that can't actually be done. One hopes.

Then a face comes into focus wearing a dark suit and midnight black shades, and waving about a gun with his free hand.]

Are you fucking kidding me, Wonderland? Seriously? What the fuck?

[He sighs, shaking his head as Seth tries to calm himself, looking down and then back up.]

Fine. I'm back. I'll assume Richie and Kate aren't. What about Maggie? Lucifer? Chloe? Any of you hearing this? I'm in Chloe's favorite spot in the caves and about to start the hike back. I'm cranky and I'm hungry and I need a fucking beer.

[Wonderland. Is this for fucking real? Except he's most angry about the fact he had forgotten. Forgotten Maggie and Chloe and his life here. And that has him angriest of all.]

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[curiousher]

[When the camera turns on, Alice is just out of frame, revealing an empty tea room.]

Everyone! I have something very important to tell you! The next event, I'm not entirely certain why or what else is going on but--

[--Alice pops up from the bottom of the screen, dressed up as a cat! It is quite literally the cat's pajamas.]

We get to wear costumes all weekend! It sounds like so much fun that I decided to dress up too to tell you. I think I'd want to go as my cat Dinah. I like to think she would appreciate the tribute. After all, I'm her biggest fan! What would you dress as? Or who?

[That seems to be most of the announcement, but then Alice looks a bit sheepish and glances downward, hiding some of her face in her hood.]

...I wanted to apologize too. For the seance, and for everything that happened because of it. I promise, I had no idea that would happen or I wouldn't have done it. And I absolutely won't do it again. I'm...I'm really sorry for messing everything up.

[With that, Alice shuts off the camera.]