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[ganking]

[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

( attachment: dean's handy-dandy do list )

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]


( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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[alayne]

[ she almost uses text for this, almost hides away her face and voice from her audience. but in the end, sansa appears to all in a gown of stark grey. there is little point to hide anymore. alayne stone is dead to all those who knew her for they have seen into the girl beneath.

queen in the north, she was called but when sansa speaks, it is soft and unassuming ]

Good people of Wonderland, such odd days we have seen.

[ days which were too familiar, too filled with memories that are not welcome and some which are ( stark banners and a pack of wolves to protect the pack and - ) ]

I send word to those who have been of house Stark and their allies. Some of you I have never met before. I would extend my hand and offer my friendship. For all of Wonderland's tricks, if we can maintain such friendships rather than lose them, I would think it to be wiser.

[ a beat and then ]

I am Sansa of house Stark and though - there are many here who Wonderland would have made my enemies,

[ lannisters, boltons, greyjoys ]

I do not wish to let its falsehood come between us. I am your friend, no matter what house you belonged to. If you ever need me, I shall be at your service.

[ a breath. ]

For your kindness and your attention, you have my thanks.

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[malefice]

[ Kol's sitting on a couch in his room, a room that looks way too lavish for just any dumb teenager, and the indoor garden behind him looks rather happy despite all the dry clippings hanging from an herb bar. ]

A wonderful day for the network to lack any tact or honesty. [ Lookin' at you Dean and Sansa. ] But to the point - if anyone needs protection from the treacherous fool otherwise known as Dean Winchester, my sister or I can offer it. She has this thing about ladies sticking together and well...

[ Don't mind if he does just volunteer Rebekah, but there were quite a few ladies on that list that Kol is fond of. And surprisingly, unlike Dean, this isn't a tactic to get laid. Lazily he lifts what looks to be an iron knife into view of the camera. Oh metals are so much fun when they're creatures' weaknesses. ]

I've done some research and can happily offer weapons and methods of protection from him. Normally I wouldn't care for such matters but - [ Shrug! ] Dean's sort of a sod, and deserves all the harm he can get.

[ Tell us how you really feel, Kol.

But really, he's still trying to gather allies. ]